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    Money for a Grope  

An old man on the beach walks up to a beautiful girl in a bikini and exclaims, "I want to feel your breasts."

"Get away from me, you crazy old man," she replies.
"I want to feel your breasts. I will give you $20," he says.

"Twenty dollars? Are you nuts?! Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts. I will give you $100," he states.

"NO! Get away from me!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS," he offers.
She pauses to think about it but then comes to her senses and says, "I said NO!"

"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claims.
She thought, Well, he's old and he seems harmless enough...and $500 is a lot of money...
"Well, okay. But only for a minute."
She loosens her bikini top, and while both are standing on the beach, he slides his hands underneath and begins to feel.

Then he starts saying, "Oh, my God... Oh, my God... OH MY GOD...
Out of curiosity, she asks," Why do you keep saying, Oh my god?"

Continuing to feel her breasts, he answers, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... Where am I ever going to get $500?"  


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