Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West
Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had
a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a
sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.