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Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.

Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp. 


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