As a father was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Dad, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her fingers in his mouth and said, "Daddy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before he rushed out of the room again.
When he returned, the daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face. He said, "What's wrong honey?"
Sad and broken up she looked at him and said "Daddy, where's my booger?"