A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in the U.S. A player gets a base hit and the fans roar, "RUN! RUN!"
The next batter connects and the Scotsman stands up and joins the roar of the crowd: "R-R-RUN! RUN!"
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, growing accustomed to the ritual, screams at the top of his lungs: "R-R-RUN, ya bahstard, R-R-RUN will ya!"
The next batter holds his swing at three and two, and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells, "RUN! RUN! R-R-RRUN ya bahstard, RUN!"
All the surrounding fans giggle and he sits down, confused. A friendly fan whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
At this, the Scotsman stands up and screams...."WALK WITH PR-R-RIDE MAN!
